Peter, taking paper out of the printer:

"It's a letter for you, Mom!"

"What does it say, Pete?"

"It says, 'Dear Mommy, I love you.'"

"What a beautiful letter! Thank you!"

"And this is a letter for Daddy. It says, 'Dear Daddy, How big are you?'"

"Ah ... interesting."

"And this is a letter for Audrey." [Crumples up the paper and tosses it into the air.] It says, 'Dear Audrey, Wheeee-heeeeee!"